Crappy Crabby

The best way to eat a crab is to do it naked. Then you don't have to care if the gravy splashes all over. Anyway I think crabs are overrated. For all the trouble of hammering, digging, sucking and poking, you only get that bit of meat. Ok, I'm just whining becasue I had some gravy on my shirt just now. Seafood rocks. I could live on an island the size of a toilet bowl alone so long as there is an abundance of seafood around me. Perhaps a couple of mermaids would help a great deal too.

I spent the entire weekend doing what I am best at. I did nothing. Nothing. I console myself by saying that I work my ass off during weekdays so the weekend is for R&R. Exams are still 1 month away. No problem. Once reading week kicks in, I will sell my bed and eat paper for dinner. That is my plan. But that is no good if I want to do well. I know.